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Uncle Stephanie broke my DS!

Posted by pokemon-trainerBROCK - July 22nd, 2007


So here's the deal, i'm sat there playing diamond on my DS when the doorbell rings. It's Uncle stephanie, my old uncle steve who's halfway through a sex change or somethin'. But right now he looks like some fat guy in a dress. Anyways i'm about to catch this uber sweet Bronzor XD, when my pop comes in and asks me to go grab uncle stephanie a soda pop from the kitchen and im all dude wtf?

so anyways im coming back from the kitchen and, wtf, uncle stephanie is sat where i was sitting on the couch! I order him to stand up and DUDE, he's squished my DS, the stylus is snapped in two. I kicked him as hard as i could in the shin and screamed at the top of my lungs until my pop came rushing in. I cried and said uncle stephanie had touched me in my pants. Dad punched her and called the police, but the best thing is i can get a new DS and maybe a wii! XD

That'll teach uncle stephanie


Comments

woah man that sucks...

did u have a DS lite or a regular DS?

cuz if you had regular then think about it on the bright side of things u can get upgraded DS!

or maybe even both DS types so you can have a collection XD

hey gfc how's the wife and kids?

pokermons? how does one play pokermons?

YOU SIR WIN

whoes uncle is named Uncle STEPHANIE? is he Gay or Something?

omfg i love you

I love you.

fuck you get off ng

Owned.

Lol, pwned. How many copies of pokemon do you have?

ur a fag. 15 and still playing with handhelds?

hes not 15! hes not even the right age for this site!

How the FUCK did an infamous idiot like yourself get 15 comments? What the hell?

beep boop

Styluses are almost impossible to break by sitting on, even more so on a couch. BUT ITS GOOD TO SEE AN AWSOME ALT COME BACK

Nice parody thread. But your moat recent was a little too unbelievable

Best alt ever.

you leave me very amused :D

Brock from pokemon!

I bet my mewtwo and darkrai can pwn your retarded bronzer

and that was an asshole thing to do to your shemale of a relative. maybe he /she was stupid and you just lied to your dad about it all.

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