so we have this next door neighbor called Ted but my dad calls him ned (like ned flanders XD) and he's ok I guess. Anyway today we got a card through the letter box that said 'To Phillip, Jane and family'. So I'm family so I open it and wtf, the card on the inside says 'to phillip, jane and family, merry christmas love ted'.

Um why didn't he write my name? I was like totally uber pissed because he always ignores me and this was a real insult so I went up to my mom and told her he touched me under the bridge lol. She's onto the police right now, I'll let you know how it goes...